"Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex."

fatmaninalittlesuit:

forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

Someone here said something like “Never miss an opportunity to share a complement.” I have taken that to heart and it is awesome. I only wish I remembered who said it so I could give them credit. 

(Source: drakeboner, via bulimicthoughts)

lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

(via a-public-service-announcement)

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

(via a-public-service-announcement)